And He Told Me He Was Saving the Good Roofies for Me

Sorostitute #1: So, he tried walking me back to his frat house and he was holding my hand… I should’ve fucked him, right?
Sorostitute #2: What? You just met him! And he’s hooked up with Patricia*. I mean, hellooo — bad taste.
Sorostitute #1: I totally should have. I mean, he was holding my hand, after all.

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Durham, North Carolina