Ooo– Actually, I Forgot I Had These Nunchucks

Policeman opening doors of Social Security office: Before I let you in, does anyone have any weapons?
Tiny old lady jumping the queue: Just my fist!

Wilkesboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on August 11, 2026
Cops, Default, Hands, North Carolina, Old folks, Questions, Violence

You Just Wanted an Excuse to Punch a Sandwich, Didn't You?

College guy: He's going to be the kind of teacher who punches his kids' sandwiches. Peanut butter and jelly? I don't think so! Peanut butter and smush!

ECU Dining Hall
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on August 8, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, North Carolina, Violence

Those Were Different Times–There Was a War On

College girl #1: If I’m pregnant, the father is either him or his cousin.
College girl #2: Wait, you slept with David* and his cousin?
College girl #1: It wasn’t a big deal, it was a threesome!

Barnes & Noble
Cary, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jennifer

Posted on May 24, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Family ties, Friends, North Carolina, Pregnancy, Sex, Sorority types, Stores, Weirdness

That’s What He Said at the ER

Drunk girl applying lip gloss: I can’t believe he broke up with me. I gave him the blow job of his life last night!

Napper Tandy’s Bathroom
Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on May 17, 2026
BJs, Default, Drunks, Girls, North Carolina, Relationships, Restroom

Like Kathy Griffin

Boy: So, if you’re afraid of the leprechaun from that one movie, does that mean you’re afraid of the lucky charm leprechaun too?
Girl: No, no, no. I’m only afraid of the *real* ones.

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on April 21, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Fears, Girls, Guys, Movies, North Carolina, Questions

I Like to Think of My Mouth As a Protective Pouch

30-something guy to friend: Yeah, but you teabagging me does not mean you’re concerned about my safety!

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: good thing i’d already finished my taco

Posted on April 13, 2026
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, North Carolina, Queers, Sexuality

And You’re Spilling My Martini!

Kid: I want to go swimming!
Dad: They don’t have any smoking rooms here, and I gotta smoke. We have to go somewhere else.
Kid: Can’t you just go outside and smoke?
Dad: It’s snowing outside! You’d like it if I had to go out in the cold and snow just so you could go swimming, wouldn’t you?
Kid: But they have a pool here! I want to go in the pool!
Dad: That’s all you do… All you do is think about yourself! I gotta smoke!

204 Hendersonville Road
Asheville, North Carolina

Overheard by: Taryn