Emo girl: Hey, when we get home we should totally creep up on my sister and scare her.
Emo guy: I’m not scaring your sister. I already made a bad first impression on her.
Emo girl: Don’t worry, she won’t care. Seriously.
Emo guy: Look, I’ll throw a fish at her, but I’m not scaring her, okay?
Emo girl: Okay.
610 bus to Nambour
Australia
Overheard by: Aidan
