How to Get Your Parents Arrested

Little girl, repeatedly: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Barnes & Noble
Melbourne, Florida

Posted on November 19, 2023
Etiquette, Florida, Kids, Words

Did You Know You Have No Lubrication Back There?

Girl: Sorry about the chafing. My butt still hurts when I poo.
Boy: [Makes sad face.]Girl: From your surprise. I don’t like your surprises.
Boy: It surprised me too!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2023
Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Poop, Sensory experiences

Remember Those Manners We Talked About? Use ‘Em!

Mom to little kid: Shhh! She can’t help it if she’s fat!

Wal-Mart
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on May 18, 2023
Arizona, Etiquette, Moms

If You Have to Tell Her, You’re Doing It Wrong

Random guy: Man, you just gotta cowboy the fuck up and tell the dumb bitch you’re doing her in the ass!

Moe’s Southwest Grill
Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on April 23, 2023
Advice, Ass, Backdoor, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Oklahoma, Rednecks, Relationships, Restaurants, Violence

Except by Individual Arrangement

Conductor: I don’t wee in your house, so you don’t wee in my station.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardlondon/

Posted on February 5, 2023
Conductors, Etiquette, Overheard in London's Journal

He Was Badly Burned in the Ensuing Explosion

Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/

Overheard by:

Posted on January 18, 2023
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Etiquette, Gripes

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia