As Portrayed in the Screen Adaptation by Willem Dafoe

Dude #1: Saint Nicholas. Isn’t he the evil one?
Dude #2: No, Saint Nick is Santa Claus.
Dude #1: Oh, I must be thinking of John the Baptist.

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Overheard by: tim