Official: What experience do you have?
Job-seeker: I worked for 30 years on a poultry farm killing chickens.
Official: Have you done anything else?
Job-seeker: I killed turkeys.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/overheard-in-employment-office-or.html
Overheard by: o.b.
Lady: I don’t like her. She smells like the bottom of someone’s purse.
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Overheard by: mk
Guy: You’re such a slut.
Chick: That’s what my tattoo says!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/truth-in-advertising.html
Overheard by: tim
Man at airport: I’m gonna go hug that kid. Maybe then his mom will start keeping an eye on him.
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Overheard by: tim
Guy: Wouldn't it be funny if she was actually selling her baby down in Mexico, and she ended up on 48 Hours Mystery, and we could say we knew her when?
Girl: I don't think you understand comedy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/09/couple-discussing-friends-vacation.html
Overheard by: tim
Kid #1: This was the thing that made your penis hurt.
Kid #2: That was when I was littler.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: diana
Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html
Overheard by: tim
Guy: She’s Irish, so I really hope at some point she says: “Shut yer piehole!”
Girl: I could pay her ten bucks to say it, unless that violated the pie hole code.
Guy: First rule of pie hole: There is no pie hole code.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/06/american-guy-apparently-on-his-way-to.html
Overheard by: tim
Mom to little kid: How was Tae Kwon Do, honey? Did you learn how to break someone’s nose?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/cute-soccer-mom-picking-up-cute-little.html
Overheard by: jeff
High school student: She’s a two faced bitch, but not in a bad way.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/04/high-school-student-at-lowell-high.html
Overheard by: emily
