As Seen in Little People, Big Bummer

Very tall boy on Taipei subway: You don't need to diet, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the concert?
Very short girl: I don't go to concerts.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can never see anything.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html#7600786429606406051

Overheard by: Yugan Dali