But a Wise Man Would Have a Paddle Ready

Dude #1: So, you’re saying the moon is going to shrink to the size of a ping pong ball?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you how it’s going to happen.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-on-muni-whos-what-then-psychic.html

Overheard by: tim