Sean Looks for Any Excuse to Buy a Purse

Dude playing Wii: That’s gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 12, 2025
Bonding, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, New York, Technology

Perhaps It’s Trying to Escape

Nerd: Someone has the same couch from IKEA as I do… And they have abandoned it in the street!

Amsterdam
Netherlands

Posted on April 16, 2025
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gripes, Netherlands

How Do You Think Rush Limbaugh’s Lured Three Wives?

Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?

Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: harrynhermione

Posted on March 1, 2025
Chicks, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Questions

Um, All I Asked Was, “Which Way Is Campus?”

Nerd: … And those are just a few of the reasons I’ve been thinking about taking up the harmonica again.

University of Colorado-Boulder
Colorado

Overheard by: amused prof

Posted on February 20, 2025
Colorado, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gossip

And That’s How We Got Kicked Out of March of the Penguins

Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!

Baylor University
Waco, Texas

Overheard by: kindaDisgusted

Posted on September 24, 2023
Cum, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gossip, Texas

Sonic’s Too Spiky

Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html

Overheard by: thomas

Posted on September 24, 2023
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Games, Overheard in College Park

By Cutting a Hole in Your Pancreas and Thrusting Mercilessly

Undergrad #1: Man, it would suck if you died by drowning in molasses.
Undergrad #2: Well, better than being raped.
Undergrad #1: True. Well, unless you were diabetic. Then the molasses would be, like, raping you.

Harvard research lab
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: random person