Dorks, Geeks & Nerds

Dude playing Wii: That’s gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Nerd: Someone has the same couch from IKEA as I do… And they have abandoned it in the street!

Amsterdam
Netherlands

Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?

Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: harrynhermione

Nerd: … And those are just a few of the reasons I’ve been thinking about taking up the harmonica again.

University of Colorado-Boulder
Colorado

Overheard by: amused prof

Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!

Baylor University
Waco, Texas

Overheard by: kindaDisgusted

Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html

Overheard by: thomas

Undergrad #1: Man, it would suck if you died by drowning in molasses.
Undergrad #2: Well, better than being raped.
Undergrad #1: True. Well, unless you were diabetic. Then the molasses would be, like, raping you.

Harvard research lab
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: random person

Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say ‘cyber sex’?
Dude: No — cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That’s even better!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/03/resistance-is-futile.html

Nerd guy: Did you get a haircut?
Indie girl: No. Why?
Nerd guy: Your bangs are on the other side.
Indie girl: Oh, I didn't shower today.

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Fat, bike-riding nerd, to no one: Turning on the afterburners… Yeah, baby… Accelerating!

Albertsons
California