Dorks, Geeks & Nerds

Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say ‘cyber sex’?
Dude: No — cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That’s even better!

Nerd guy: Did you get a haircut?
Indie girl: No. Why?
Nerd guy: Your bangs are on the other side.
Indie girl: Oh, I didn’t shower today.

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Fat, bike‐riding nerd, to no one: Turning on the afterburners… Yeah, baby… Accelerating!


Nerdy girl to three friends: Of course you run the risk of showing your underpants, but in the face of zombies, I wouldn’t mind so much.

University of King’s College
Halifax, Nova Scotia

Overheard by:

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all‐male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb

Nerdy philosophy professor: The word that comes to mind when I think about grading multiple‐choice tests is ‘bloodbath’.

Catholic University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ditto.

Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”

Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas

Geek to friend: You need to get her something she can use in bed… Like a puppet.

Gen Con Indy
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Matt

Four‐year‐old girl on push scooter, to mum: The steering is counter‐intuitive!


Nerd: I don’t know about you, but I have trouble being romantic when I’m sweating to death.

Community College

Overheard by: adderall driven