And That’s How We Got Kicked Out of March of the Penguins

Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!

Baylor University
Waco, Texas

Overheard by: kindaDisgusted

Posted on September 24, 2023
Cum, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gossip, Texas

Sonic’s Too Spiky

Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html

Overheard by: thomas

Posted on September 24, 2023
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Games, Overheard in College Park

By Cutting a Hole in Your Pancreas and Thrusting Mercilessly

Undergrad #1: Man, it would suck if you died by drowning in molasses.
Undergrad #2: Well, better than being raped.
Undergrad #1: True. Well, unless you were diabetic. Then the molasses would be, like, raping you.

Harvard research lab
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: random person

Posted on September 1, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Massachusetts, Philosophy

The Feel of Flesh, the Endurance of Metal

Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say ‘cyber sex’?
Dude: No — cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That’s even better!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/03/resistance-is-futile.html

Posted on February 13, 2023
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Sex, Weirdos of Winnipeg

How Hot That Sounds Depends on How Horny You Are

Nerd guy: Did you get a haircut?
Indie girl: No. Why?
Nerd guy: Your bangs are on the other side.
Indie girl: Oh, I didn't shower today.

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on January 4, 2023
Bathing, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, Guys, Hair, Illinois

From the Best-Selling How You Know Your Child Will Never Have Sex

Fat, bike-riding nerd, to no one: Turning on the afterburners… Yeah, baby… Accelerating!

Albertsons
California

Posted on June 3, 2022
California, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Leisure

Why Horror Porn Exists.

Nerdy girl to three friends: Of course you run the risk of showing your underpants, but in the face of zombies, I wouldn't mind so much.

University of King's College
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by:

Posted on April 12, 2022
Canadia, Clothes, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Weirdness, Zombies

But Isn’t an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb