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But I Can

Ugly girl: So, what if I, like, texted him and said, ‘If you come out with us, I’ll have sex with you’?
Friend: You can’t do that.

Quincy Market bathroom
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Care

  • Posted on February 8, 2021
  • Chicks, Massachusetts, Texting
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