Frisbee boy #1: This is what war should be: They should give everyone one Frisbees with razor blades on them and send them into battle.
Frisbee boy #2: You know, you’re not going to make a very good physicist if that’s your contribution to modern warfare.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/classes-done.html
Overheard by: charlie