Jobs & Careers

Boy #1: I’d never want to be a gynecologist. You’d get so sick of that you’d never want to see one.
Boy #2: Gynos put Vicks under their nose so they don’t have to smell it all day.
Boy #3: You are both nasty.
Boy #4: Stop this conversation. My mom is is the next room.

New Jersey

Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html

Overheard by: jessica

Dominatrix: I don’t do anything sexual to my clients. All I do is stick things up their asses.

Street fair
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Woman to friend: ‘Cause, you know, I feel things. I’m, like, a feeler.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/the_rest_of_us_are_dead_inside.html

Overheard by: feelin it!

Student: I decided to be a speech communication major because I like to talk a lot, and I wanted to find a way where I could get a job that makes me a lot of money for using my mouth.

San Francisco State University
California

Hot chick: Trust me, I would know. I’m a retired slut.

Maine

Overheard by: oh really?

Official: What experience do you have?
Job-seeker: I worked for 30 years on a poultry farm killing chickens.
Official: Have you done anything else?
Job-seeker: I killed turkeys.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/overheard-in-employment-office-or.html

Overheard by: o.b.

Fat female student: I'm thirty-eight years old with a criminal justice degree, and I still can't find nothin' to do in this valley. Nobody's hirin', nothin'.
Skinny female student: Couldn't you just be a cop?
Fat female student: I can't be a cop. They give me a badge an' a gun, I'd be shootin' at fags and wetbacks. I mean, in this day in age… Not to be rude or anything…

Bookstore
West Virginia University

20-something #1: Let's get into publishing.
20-something #2: Only if it's porn.
20-something #1: Well, of course.
20-something #2: For women. Graphic pornography for women.
20-something #1: I think they already have that.
20-something #2: Giant diamond encrusted wangs, artfully displayed on wedgewood.

Denver, Colorado

Little girl: Mom, what’s a prostitute?
Mother, nervous: Uh, a woman who does extreme cuddling for money.
Little girl: Extreme cuddling X Games?!

Denver, Colorado