Chick #1: I mean, just ’cause I do it doesn’t mean I do it fast.
Chick #2: Yeah! Like, I used to date my Chemistry TA.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Chick #1: I mean, just ’cause I do it doesn’t mean I do it fast.
Chick #2: Yeah! Like, I used to date my Chemistry TA.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Physics kid #1: I’m going to stab you in the jugular!
Physics kid #2: I once got hit in the jugular with a ping-pong ball…
Physics kid #1: My friend got hit by a car recently when he was running at night.
Physics kid #2: Wait, in the jugular?
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Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Computer science kid on phone: No, do the balls first, then the walls… Yes, the balls — do the balls. No, not walls first… Balls! Do balls first! Then you can check to see if they get moved and get larger. Yes, you want large balls, so do the balls first!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: probablysaiditall
Punk rocker: I was in the paper for being a hero, but I wasn’t really. I just shoved some kid’s intestines back inside him and covered it with duct tape and drove him at a hundred and forty-five miles per hour to the hospital.
Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Sororitard #1: Oh, genius, I spelled ‘cheese’ wrong.
Sororitard #2: That’s nothing. Sometimes I spell my own name wrong!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: twombly
Freshman girl: I guess I always thought the perfect man would just fall from the sky and say, ‘Hi, I’m your husband!’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: the jankster
Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html
Overheard by: rvl
Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html
Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose
Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: the ear
Chick: Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
Cafe worker: What size?
Chick: Hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
