Freshman girl: I guess I always thought the perfect man would just fall from the sky and say, ‘Hi, I’m your husband!’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: the jankster
Freshman girl: I guess I always thought the perfect man would just fall from the sky and say, ‘Hi, I’m your husband!’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: the jankster
Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html
Overheard by: rvl
Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html
Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose
Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: the ear
Chick: Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
Cafe worker: What size?
Chick: Hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Dude: So, what’s your major?
Chick: English.
Dude: Really? Wow, you’re really fuckable for an English major.
Chick: Uh, thanks…
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: lola
Girl #1: My friend just got a new boyfriend. She met him in the library.
Girl #2: What? I’m always in the library! Why don’t I have a boyfriend?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: yager
Chick: I’m as straight as a girl who doesn’t like boys!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Engineer #1: What’s the deal with you and your two friends? What do you need two for?
Engineer #2: Hey! I like my friends! Both of them.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: charlie
Chick: Oklahoma and Ohio — I always get those two mixed up.
Dude: Yeah.
Chick: Wait, which one is in the middle of the country?
Dude: Uh, they both are, kind of.
Chick: Oh, well, which one is a state?
Dude: Both.
Chick: Yeah, that’s why I get them mixed up!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: taranto
