Overheard at Cornell

Freshman girl: I guess I always thought the perfect man would just fall from the sky and say, ‘Hi, I’m your husband!’

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: the jankster

Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html

Overheard by: rvl

Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html

Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose

Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.

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Overheard by: the ear

Chick: Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
Cafe worker: What size?
Chick: Hot.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Dude: So, what’s your major?
Chick: English.
Dude: Really? Wow, you’re really fuckable for an English major.
Chick: Uh, thanks…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html

Overheard by: lola

Girl #1: My friend just got a new boyfriend. She met him in the library.
Girl #2: What? I’m always in the library! Why don’t I have a boyfriend?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html

Overheard by: yager

Chick: I’m as straight as a girl who doesn’t like boys!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Engineer #1: What’s the deal with you and your two friends? What do you need two for?
Engineer #2: Hey! I like my friends! Both of them.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: charlie

Chick: Oklahoma and Ohio — I always get those two mixed up.
Dude: Yeah.
Chick: Wait, which one is in the middle of the country?
Dude: Uh, they both are, kind of.
Chick: Oh, well, which one is a state?
Dude: Both.
Chick: Yeah, that’s why I get them mixed up!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html

Overheard by: taranto