Can We Go Over the Air/Fat Correlation Again?

Frat boy #1: Dude, look at how much air there is in this room.
Frat boy #2: Dude, what if they charged money for, like, air?
Frat boy #1: Dude, I wouldn’t care — I’m not that fat… Dude, don’t you ever just want to, like, throw a knife up in the air above a crowd of people and, like, see what happens?
Frat boy #2: Totally.

Overheard by: doppelganger