Frat boy types

…Shaking Hands with Martin Luther King

College student #1: Look, look, it's Martin Luther King!
College student #2: …that's Eddie Murphy.

Madame Tussaud's
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on September 15, 2026
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, History, Nevada, Stupidity

Right Up There with the Taoist Classic “C Is For Cookie– Is Good Enough for Me”

Female voice over speakerphone: Maybe you shouldn’t listen to me. I just reached into my glass of milk to retrieve a cookie that I accidentally dropped to the bottom during dunking. Now I am covered in milk. I’ve got milk hands!
Fraternity guy: I thought you were trying to make your own metaphor, like “I don’t see the glass as half empty or half full, I see my hand in it retrieving cookies.”

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Wants No Part Of This

Posted on May 11, 2026
Advice, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Health & Hygiene, Rhode Island, Women, Words

Some of Which Also Wound Up on Her Thigh

Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He didn’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mumbling: Dude! I hate when that happens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chicken.

University of Alabama, Alabama

Overheard by: CB

Posted on April 4, 2026
Alabama, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types

Or Striptionary?

MIT frat boy #1: I’m just saying, everybody has a strip poker tournament during rush week. We need something different.
MIT frat boy #2: You mean, like, strip risk or battleship?
MIT frat boy #1: Um… Sure.

Chinese Restaurant
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on February 25, 2026
Compare and contrast, Education, Frat boy types, Friends, Games, Guys, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity, Wishes

Hey! I’m Not Dying Yet!

Drunk college student: What’s up, man?
Tired-looking bum: Allah! Allah always be up.
Drunk college student: True. True. Holla’ at your boy.

Green Line
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: On my way to church

Posted on February 23, 2026
Advice, Drunks, Feelings, Frat boy types, God, Homeless, Offspring, Students

“Take, Eat, This Is My Body” Would Actually Work As a Pick-Up Line

Drunk college guy: If I were Jesus, everything would be different!

Duluth, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on February 1, 2026
Compare and contrast, Drunks, Frat boy types, Guys, Jesus, Minnesota, Students, Wishes

… With My Girlfriend

Guy: Dude, I’m totally getting sexiled by my pre-frosh tonight.

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Blue Devils

Posted on January 29, 2026
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, Frat boy types, Guys, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Students, Words

From the Three’s Company Cutting-Room Floor

Female roommate, discussing broken toilet: It’s funny how the tampon goes but not the poop.
Male roommate: I should have stayed in my room.

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: should’ve stayed at the library…

Posted on January 24, 2026
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Questions, Sorority types

Why Nobody’s All That Sold on the Idea Of Heaven

College guy: And then, there would be no more vagina!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Laiah and Caitlin

Posted on January 9, 2026
Default, Fears, Frat boy types, Guys, Maryland, Sexuality, Students, Threats, Vagina

Or Just Paddle Each Other Like Usual

Guy: You know what we should do this weekend? Roofie each other to see what it feels like!

Colorado State University
Colorado

Posted on August 26, 2025
Colorado, Drugs, Frat boy types