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‘Cause I Could Totally Blow Up a Few and Buy My Way Out of It

Man: If I won the lottery, Wal-Mart better watch out.

South Main gas station
Brookings, South Dakota

  • Posted on February 16, 2018
  • Guys, South Dakota, Threats
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