Middle aged Midwest tourist, extremely wistfully: I wish I would've gotten her that marionette…
Wall Drug
Wall, South Dakota
Overheard by: Melissa
Middle aged Midwest tourist, extremely wistfully: I wish I would've gotten her that marionette…
Wall Drug
Wall, South Dakota
Overheard by: Melissa
Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.
Rapid City, South Dakota
Man: If I won the lottery, Wal-Mart better watch out.
South Main gas station
Brookings, South Dakota
Mom to young son: Don't say “testicles” in public!
Mount Rushmore, South Dakota
Overheard by: Sarah
Biology professor, on earthworm digestive systems: And I’m including this part because I enjoy saying words like “anus”.
South Dakota State University
South Dakota
Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota
Overheard by: KDH
Student, showing off his art project: On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, I was pretty happy with the way it turned out.
Madison, South Dakota
Screaming seven-year-old on the ground: But I want to sing! I want to sing now!
Patient but angry mom: Well, you should have thought about that before. It’s too late. Now get your kazoo and get in the car.
Easley High
Easley, South Carolina
