South Dakota

Middle aged Midwest tourist, extremely wistfully: I wish I would've gotten her that marionette…

Wall Drug
Wall, South Dakota

Overheard by: Melissa

Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.

Rapid City, South Dakota

Man: If I won the lottery, Wal-Mart better watch out.

South Main gas station
Brookings, South Dakota

Mom to young son: Don't say “testicles” in public!

Mount Rushmore, South Dakota

Overheard by: Sarah

Biology professor, on earthworm digestive systems: And I’m including this part because I enjoy saying words like “anus”.

South Dakota State University
South Dakota

Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?

Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota

Overheard by: KDH

Student, showing off his art project: On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, I was pretty happy with the way it turned out.

Madison, South Dakota

Screaming seven-year-old on the ground: But I want to sing! I want to sing now!
Patient but angry mom: Well, you should have thought about that before. It’s too late. Now get your kazoo and get in the car.

Easley High
Easley, South Carolina