Curious man: Do you eat fish?
Inarticulate vegetarian woman: I do but I don't, you know? It's like, I do… But I don't.
Curious man: Oh, okay.

Boston, MA

Overheard by: Cryptic

Gay guy: Your nipple is showing.
Blonde in skimpy dress: Pfft! Nipple? I bet my vagina is showing. (pause) Ha! It is!

Harrisonburg, Virginia

College girl #1: So you rescued them…?
College girl #2: No, I bought them with my money. And I put all of their anuses on my fridge.

Northern Illinois University

Bald guy to hot lady after she drains half her iced tea with with a straw: Will you marry me?

West Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Nice Try

Girl #1: Dave asked me out.
Girl #2: Again! If you go out with that guy I'm going to pee on you!

Manhattan, New York

Man on cell at urinal: We need beer money… We need $13,000, and there's eight of us.

Men's Room
Nutley, New Jersey

Gangsta guy #1 in reference to yoga ad: Damn, I need me a woman like that!
Gangsta guy #2: You need a lot of class to get a woman like that.
Gangsta guy #1: Or a lotta cash money.
Gangsta guy #2: Or just say “I'mma put you on yo head and fuck the shit outta you!”

Chicago, Illinois

Girl: My party sucked.
Friend: No it didn't!!
Girl: No, my party sucked.
Guy: Your party had hepatitis.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Older man to another: Yeah, one thing I have learned here: never stand between the soroity girls and the ice cream!

Hanover, New Hampshire

Overheard by: college student

Girl on cell: And then I was like Sammy Davis Jr. Is not the same person as Samuel L. Jackson! (pause) Wait, which one has the problem with the snakes?

Picadilly Circus
London, England