You Wouldn't Believe the Things We Had to Do for Our Midterm

Mom: How could you be failing Women Studies?
Daughter: Um, maybe because I'm not a lesbian?!

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 9, 2011
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That's a Gap Catalog, Honey.

Student: Now, why are we looking at pictures of skinny people in this science book? Oh, wait, they have Aids!

Walla Walla, Washington

Overheard by: It could be worse, they could have SARS…

Posted on October 9, 2011
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The Result Of an English Special Education

Hipster #1: It didn't work out, which was such a shame. She was really special– smart, sophisticated, sensitive…
Hipster #2: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Hipster #1: Huge cans…

London
England

Posted on October 9, 2011
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I'm Pretty Sure That's the Golden Rule.

Girlfriend, taking shirt off rack and handing it to boyfriend: But you'd have to pee all over it so they'd take it back.
Boyfriend: True.

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Overheard by: I thought the gold sale was last week

Posted on October 7, 2011
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Ten Bucks Says They're Both Virgins.

Girl #1: So, if all else fails, I'll just prostitute myself to the admissions staff.
Girl #2: (laughs)
Girl #1: It could not possibly fail.
Girl #2: Sounds like a great plan. You should write an admissions book about it.
Girl #1: I totally should. It would make shitloads of money. “How to fuck your way into an ivy league or the equivalent.”
Girl #2: (laughs) That's a great title.
Girl #1: If only I could write my application essays about it.
Girl #2: “if I could have things my way, this is how I would get into your school…”
Girl #1: “Via my vagina.”

Ann Arbor, Michigan