Woman: Excuse me, my phone doesn’t work. What should I do?
Salesman: What happened to your phone?
Woman: Well, my two year old son poured chocolate syrup on it, so I soaked it in the sink with dish soap to get it off.
http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/07/dawn-tough-on-grease-safe-on-hands.html/
