Everyone Knows after the First Trimester, You Move on to Goat Enzymes

Cashier #1: So, do you think Ms. Rachel is pregnant, like Missy said?
Cashier #2: No, Missy is always so full of it.
Cashier #1: Yeah, that’s what I thought. I mean, if Ms. Rachel was pregnant, she wouldn’t be messing around with pig’s blood still.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: In agreement, although disturbed