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Geez, You Better

Girl to friends: Did he use a condom? No, never mind, you don’t use a condom when you’re fucking grapefruit.

Montreal
Canadia

  • Posted on October 29, 2015
  • Canadia, Chicks, Condoms, Fruit
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