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I Don’t Know How Much Longer I Can Conceal It behind My Napkin

Guy to hot date: I have a hard-on. We should get this to go.

Buffalo Grill
Little Rock, Arkansas

Overheard by: I should get mine to go, too

  • Posted on November 6, 2015
  • Arkansas, Erections, Guys
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