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I Got It Wholesale from a Can of Crabmeat That Was Left in the Sun

Guy on cell: I got a face full of botulism! Look at me — I’m sexy!

New Jersey

  • Posted on September 18, 2018
  • Maladies, New Jersey, On the phone
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