30-something guy on cell: …and they don't even care about all my Kung fu skills!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-like-proficiency-in-excel-and.html
Overheard by: Ian
30-something guy on cell: …and they don't even care about all my Kung fu skills!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-like-proficiency-in-excel-and.html
Overheard by: Ian
Girl in stall (yelling on cell): Oh, my god. Do you really have herpes? That's contagious, right? Should I get tested?
(flush of toilet)
Friend's voice on speakerphone: Am I on speakerphone in the bathroom?
Girl in stall: Yeah, I'm just peeing. So should I get tested?
Friend: I'm not talking about this on speakerphone.
Girl in stall: Okay, it's off… Oh, so you can only get herpes through sex?
Public Bathroom
Kent State University, Ohio
Overheard by: Laureen
Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”
Mall
Savannah, Georgia
Man on cell: I guess I'm just going to have to scrub my legs.
Lafayette, Louisiana
Overheard by: Kristin
Man on cell: Hey man! Sorry I couldn't make it, I've got tons of widows waiting on me!
Eccles Tennis center
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Brittni
Guy on phone: Does she move when you have sex with her? Maybe that's the problem.
University Park, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Bill
Guy on cell: I told you… the orange ones are hermaphroditic and the purple ones are sterile.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: piruqsiviliriji
Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I’m at Target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/298723208/this-guy-knows-how-to-have-fun.html
Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…
Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.
Eagle, Idaho
Overheard by: Giles
Woman on cell: Okay. Well, do you want the blowjob first or do you want to study first?
Nashville, Tennessee
