I Left You a Box of Chocolates in a Locker at the Airport

Office grunt: Valentine’s Day lunch is for people who are having affairs. I’ve worked every Valentine’s Day. The nights are all couples, but the days are all people who say they’re coworkers but then grab each other’s legs under the table.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/special-valentines-message-from-savvy.html

Overheard by: mk