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… I Tried Her with Mayo

Chick: Well, I was going to rub the peanut butter all over Maureen*, but that didn’t happen, so…

Gateway High School
Colorado

Overheard by: Pilbur

  • Posted on May 10, 2021
  • Chicks, Colorado, Gossip
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