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I’d Be Like, “Dude, This Is My Body”

Chick: I totally want to make out with Jesus. I mean, I like my boyfriend, but it’s Jesus… I’m totally going to Hell.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

  • Posted on May 13, 2023
  • Chicks, Jesus, Wisconsin
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