Their Relationship’s in the Crapper

Exasperated woman: I just called to say “I love you” while I had a moment to myself, okay?! Jeez! [Flushes.]

Women’s Bathroom, Bay Park Square Mall
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on April 24, 2026
Default, Feelings, Gripes, Relationships, Restroom, Wisconsin, Women, Words

I Drink Constantly, Though

Guy: You know, I’m usually anti-slavery… Except when I drink, then I’m all for it.

Bar
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on April 17, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, History, Philosophy, Weirdness, Wisconsin

You’ve Taught Him Respect

Hubby: Absolute power corrupts absolutely, dear.
Wifey: It’s not absolute.
Hubby: It isn’t?
Wifey: No. You’re not bowing.
Cashier: Ooh, I like you.

Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Overheard by: the girl with the hat

Posted on April 12, 2026
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Couples, Customers, Default, Employees, Hubbies, Wisconsin, Women

If We’d Really Won, We’d Still Have Those Cool Accents

Boy holding a box of revolutionary war army men: Mom, who won this war?
Mom: Y’know, I’m not sure.

Craft Store
Wisconsin

Posted on March 4, 2026
Education, History, Kids, Moms, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Or Mechanical Bull — Whichever’s Closest.

Drunk Texan to car with window open: Excuse me, where’s the nearest brothel?

Miller Park parking lot
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on December 19, 2025
Default, Drunks, Geography, Questions, Wisconsin

“I’m Never Babysitting for You Again!” She Said.

Guy to girls: First I kicked her, then I put a dick in her ear.

Target
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin

Overheard by: NU Rules

Posted on September 11, 2025
Body parts, Creepsters, Penis, Sex, Violence, Wisconsin

… To “Delaware”?

Proctor: What do you believe is the current state of our country?
Pageant contestant: Wisconsin. Wait… Can I change my answer?

Beauty pageant
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on August 27, 2025
Bimbettes, Stupidity, Wisconsin

Spring Break in South Beach, for Instance

Man #1: What’s that bruise on your forehead from?
Man #2: Watch out for someone in diapers carrying a mallet.
Man #1: I’ve found that to be sage advice in multiple situations…

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on June 11, 2025
Advice, Guys, Wisconsin

While Bearded Ladies Prefer Monkey Bars

Boy to mother: If there’s one thing I know about little people, it’s that they love playhouses.

ShopKo
Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Andre

Posted on May 25, 2025
Gossip, Kids, Wisconsin

Oh, Sweetie, That’s Part of Adult Swim

Little girl: Yay! It’s time for our swim vulvalations!

Wisconsin

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on May 23, 2025
Kids, Wisconsin, Words