We Can Bond by Watching the Footage Together Later

Mom: A 21‐year‐old girl from Oshkosh died today, but they aren’t saying how.
College daughter: A house blew up this morning… Well, a mobile home, actually.
Mom: And it killed that 21‐year‐old girl?!
College daughter: Well, no. They’re unrelated. Actually, I’m just trying to upstage you… But a house really did blow up.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on May 16, 2023
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Moms, Violence, Wisconsin

I’d Be Like, “Dude, This Is My Body”

Chick: I totally want to make out with Jesus. I mean, I like my boyfriend, but it’s Jesus… I’m totally going to Hell.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on May 13, 2023
Chicks, Jesus, Wisconsin

But You Could Do That Now!

Future career counselor: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Future asylum inmate: A crazy person that likes to be alone.
Future career counselor: Like a snarly recluse?
Future asylum inmate: Like the Unabomber.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on April 20, 2023
Jobs & Careers, Kids, North America, Should have used a condom, USA, Wisconsin

Or a Sunburn. With Blisters

Guy: I don’t mean children should burn in hell, just burn a little. Like their hands.

Wisconsin

Posted on December 2, 2022
Crazies, Offspring, Wisconsin

Or I Would If I Didn’t Enjoy It So Much.

Reporter, at man’s house after he hit someone at a kids’ soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin