Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html
Overheard by: sistersaywhat