It’s Not the Place I Belong, After All

Girl #1: … And his sack — it fucking smelled like a carnival.
Girl #2: What?!
Girl #1: Like barnyard animals and carny folk… And kinda like hay.
Girl #2: Well, I told you not to hump someone who is from West Virginia!

M Street and Wisconsin Avenue
Washington, DC

Overheard by: NinaBeana