Thug: So I just need somewhere to test my invention…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: can't help but wonder…
Thug: So I just need somewhere to test my invention…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: can't help but wonder…
Large, beefy boyfriend: Wow babe, what you said was really extinct… wait, doesn't “extinct” mean dead and not here anymore? I think I mean “distinct” or something.
Nerdy girlfriend: I love you.
Georgetown University
Washington, DC
Two-year-old girl: Mommy! You have hair on your vagina!
Restroom
Washington, DC
Balding yuppie guy on cell: All things being equal, I would like to drink.
(pause)
Balding yuppie guy on cell: Oh, so you guys are drinking in the convent?
Saxby’s Coffee
Georgetown, Washington, DC
Preppie guy: … And I said, “That’s why I trade corn futures!” [Entire table erupts in raucous laughter.]
Ethiopian restaurant, 12th & U
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Ladle
Twentysomething guy, excitedly: And all I could think was “Thank god im circumsized!”
Cherry Blossom Festival, National Mall
Washington, DC
Overheard by: sara aliza
Little boy: But I don’t care about the dead guys anymore!
Washington Monument
Washington, DC
Annoyed suit: Sir, don’t make me break out the “Canterbury Tales!”
Washington, DC
Lady professor: AU is so different, there are so many females here. When I was in college, my sophomore year it was a five to one ratio! Males to females! The men were hanging from the trees. You’d walk through campus, wary, and then you’d sit at the cafeteria table and look up from your breakfast and there would be five guys -just staring at you!
Justice Research Class, American University
Washington, D.C.
Chick #1: I miss my car.
Chick #2: I miss my car too. Not like, driving it or anything. But I miss my car. We’ve been through so much together –four accidents, hitting a mailbox, and a lot of repairs. But I’m not like, a bad driver or anything.
George Washington University
Washington, DC
