…Instead Of Carrying Around This Scale Model

Mother to toddler daughter: Would you rather I just say “testicles”?

Art Institute of Chicago
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on March 27, 2023
Balls, Default, Illinois, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Women

Can’t You Pull ’em Back Up into Your Abdomen?

Teen boy, jokingly: So, yeah — I was thinking about getting my testicles removed, so that way no one can kick me there anymore.
Teen girl, mortified: No, don’t! You need one to live!

Fairfax, Minnesota

Overheard by: Amused friend

Posted on February 22, 2023
Balls, Minnesota, Teens

Anyone Wanna Teabag?

Dude, after receiving dickhead hat on 50th birthday: Hey, look! My double chin looks like a pair of balls in a nutsack!

Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Tiger Fan

Posted on February 14, 2023
Age and ageing, Balls, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Guys, Missouri, Penis

The Ultimate Hidden Valley

Woman #1: What do you think ranch dressing goes good on?
Woman #2: Ball sack.

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Overheard by: So What?

Posted on November 26, 2022
Arkansas, Balls, Food, Questions, Women

I Said, “My Name’s Chip. And That’s an Egg McMuffin.”

Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, ‘Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.’ That’s how he started the class!

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