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I’ve Got Theft Insurance on You

Mom, yelling to small boy as he wanders towards street performer: Fine, if that’s what you want, get stolen!

Ottawa
Canadia

  • Posted on September 18, 2019
  • Canadia, Crimes, Moms, Parenting
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