Just Doing Our Part to Discourage Self-Righteousness

Dude #1: So, I guess they’re selling coffee and samosas or whatever in that hallway in McConnell again.
Dude #2: Oh yeah? That’s usually pretty cheap. Hey, is it for charity?
Dude #1: Yeah, I think so.
Dude #2: Oh. Well, fuck that, then.
Dude #1: Seriously.