Food

Little girl: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Cashier: No.
Little girl: Are you serious?
Cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.

Starbucks
Denver, Colorado

Hipster girl: He eats pork, but he won’t eat pussy. He’s a really bad Jew.

Ponce de Leon Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I’m a vegetarian

Woman looking at plate of fajitas: Ummm, I ordered fajitas.
Waiter: Those are fajitas…
Woman: Oh. [Begins eating fajitas.]

Chili’s
Oldsmar, Florida

30-something woman, crossing street in front of Sushi.Com restaurant: Sushi and cum, my two favorite things to eat!
Male companion: That’s my girl!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Four-year-old boy: Dad, for dessert can I have sugar?

Cocoa’s Diner
Hershey, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Gette

Mom with sunscreen in hand: Give me your arm so I can put this on you.
Little boy: Ewww! What is that?
Mom: Sunscreen. What did you think it was?
Little boy: Mayonnaise!

Giants Game, AT&T Park
San Francisco, California

Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: the ear

Girl #1, reading menu: What’s ‘asparation’?
Girl #2: That’s when you have dreams.
Girl #1: … But what happens when you sautée them?

Port Angeles, Washington

Overheard by: Emily

Girl in lunch line: Why are there fucking bamboo shoots in this stir fry? What do they think I am, a koala?!

Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/deputized.html

Overheard by: anonymous