Corporate Has Tortured Cashiers for Less

Little girl: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Cashier: No.
Little girl: Are you serious?
Cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.

Starbucks
Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 14, 2025
Colorado, Food, Kids

Just because He Likes His Pork Pulled?

Hipster girl: He eats pork, but he won’t eat pussy. He’s a really bad Jew.

Ponce de Leon Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I’m a vegetarian

Posted on June 13, 2025
Food, Georgia, Gripes, Hipsters, Religion, Sex

If I Didn’t Know Better, I’d Say You’d Brought Me Fajitas

Woman looking at plate of fajitas: Ummm, I ordered fajitas.
Waiter: Those are fajitas…
Woman: Oh. [Begins eating fajitas.]

Chili’s
Oldsmar, Florida

Posted on May 7, 2025
Customers, Florida, Food

They’ve Gotta Be Fresh, Though

30-something woman, crossing street in front of Sushi.Com restaurant: Sushi and cum, my two favorite things to eat!
Male companion: That’s my girl!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on April 7, 2025
Food, Friends, Michigan

Not ’til You Finish Your Hot Fudge Sundae

Four-year-old boy: Dad, for dessert can I have sugar?

Cocoa’s Diner
Hershey, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Gette

Posted on April 1, 2025
Food, Kids, Pennsylvania

Now, Sweetie, You Know I’m Against Condiment-Distribution to Children

Mom with sunscreen in hand: Give me your arm so I can put this on you.
Little boy: Ewww! What is that?
Mom: Sunscreen. What did you think it was?
Little boy: Mayonnaise!

Giants Game, AT&T Park
San Francisco, California