Chick: Wow, you’re radiating!
Sunburned girl: Yeah, that’s the sunburn. Oh, and the fact that I get really horny during exams, and all I can think about is boning… C’mon, you know you all do it.
Chick: Yeah, I go to synagogue for that.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/29/that-just-doesnt-seem-kosher/
Girl #1: So, why did you dump him?
Girl #2: Because he was, like, really creepy!
Girl #1: What? Oh my god! How? He was perfect…!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he said he fantasized about eating babies.
Girl #1: So what?
Girl #2: … Oh my god! I am so glad you convinced me to stay with him! You’re right. He’s totally perfect.
Girl #1: So, you don’t care about the fact he wants to eat babies?
Girl #2: Well, that way at least if I got pregnant I, like, wouldn’t have to go to the doctor’s office to get rid of it!
Girl #1: Yeah, I love saving time.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/whats-funnier-than-a-half-eaten-dead-baby-a-half-eaten-dead-baby-with-marinara-sauce/
White girl: I don’t know why I don’t like dark-skinned people…
White guy: Maybe because you’re a racist?
White girl, annoyed: Nooo… I just don’t like them.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/12/or-maybe-its-because-youre-a-racist/
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/
Stoned guy: Don’t beat me up! I don’t want to be bruised tomorrow when my mom sees me naked!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/21/that-might-sound-weird-but-she-only-bathes-me/
Obsessive girl: Who do you think would win between a pig and a bat? I think a bat would win!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/27/not-unless-its-a-louisville-slugger/
Dude to chick: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/28/explosive-diarrhea-twins/
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Asian guy: Goddamn, that shooter down in the US is gonna give Asians a bad name. Quiet Asian guys will only be able to stay silent for five minutes before people get suspicious.
Mexican guy: Join the club. Down in the US people only think of us as cheap landscapers.
Asian guy: I don?t think we have a lot of Mexicans here.
Mexican guy: That must be why your lawns look so shitty.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/28/blacks-and-arabs-break-out-into-dance/
Girl on cell: He had stubby fingers. Little stubby butcher’s fingers. You wouldn’t want to feel those caressing your body… He was a good lay, though.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/26/his-filet-was-tres-mignon/
