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Lest She Put Ye Over the Side in a Howlin’ Gale

Girl to guy #1: I hate you. I hate you so much! I hate you more than… Flotsam hates Jetsam!
Guy #2: Shit, dude, I’d watch out.

Jacksonville, Florida

  • Posted on February 2, 2025
  • Advice, Florida, Friends
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