Child: Look!
Mom: They’re just flamingos. They don’t do anything.
Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Suezahn
Child: Look!
Mom: They’re just flamingos. They don’t do anything.
Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Suezahn
Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.
13th Street
Gainesville, Florida
Hot girl: I haven’t had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me…
Cute friend: It’s ’cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah… And… [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.
Tampa, Florida
Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?
Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Kerberos
Little girl, repeatedly: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Barnes & Noble
Melbourne, Florida
Man to friend: Let’s play the handicapped game — paralyzed, or just lazy?
Epcot Park, Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Girl: I love this new toothpaste I got. It has green tea in it and tastes absolutely fantastic. It feels like there’s a tea party going on in my mouth, and I just want to invite my teddy bears or something!
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Ali and Livi
Frat boy: Dude, the dumbest thing I ever did was graduate…
Wall Street
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: alexis
20-ish girl: Wait… Is it the Specific Ocean or the Pacific Ocean?
Sarasota, Florida
Queer: So, that pretty much sums it up.
Fag hag: Wow.
Queer: It’s actually pretty usual for gays, I’m just not into it.
Fag hag: Wow. I am so scared of gay men right now.
Queer: Sweetie, it’s not like a hamster wearing galoshes is [bus goes by so rest is inaudible].
Fag hag: Like summer camp.
Bus stop
Gainesville, Florida
