Let’s Just Get a Room This Time, Okay?

Hot chick: I was too tired for a layover in Denver! It’s not like you’d let me nap — we’d just end up fucking in the airport bathroom for five hours. Wait! If Denver’s the Mile High City, do you think bathroom sex can count us into the Mile High Club? Oh my god, I am changing my flight — Cleveland can wait. Cock is so much more important.

Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Wishing I was the dude in Denver