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My Resolution Remains Intact!

Girl: I haven't drank since New Year's.
Friend: That was yesterday, Tina*.

Jersey City, New Jersey

  • Posted on August 17, 2022
  • Drinking & drunks, Girls, New Jersey, Stupidity
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