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Next Time I Advise You to Introduce Yourself First

Girl #1: Are you fucking me up the asshole without any K-Y?
Girl #2: Yes. Yes, I am.

Wellington, New Zealand

Overheard by: Ouch!

  • Posted on August 8, 2019
  • Backdoor, Chicks, New Zealand
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