She Produced Sitcom Pilots in the 80s

Blonde: I wish I was a dad. It would be so funny!

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Sars

Posted on March 7, 2026
Compare and contrast, Family ties, Gender issues, Girls, New Zealand, Wishes

And Shoes. Don’t Forget Shoes

High school chick #1: Omygod, I totally love him.
High school chick #2: Omygod, me too.
High school chick #1: I mean, he is like easily the hottest guy at our school.
High school chick #2: Oh totally. Like he is soooo cute.
[pause].
High school chick #2: What does he look like again?
High school chick #1: Um, like, I think he wears jeans a lot.

Lambton Quay
Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on January 7, 2026
Beauty, Chicks, Clothes, Default, Feelings, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teens

We’re Getting Closer to an Answer All the Time

Guy #1: How much have you had to drink?
Guy #2: Just beers.
Guy #1: But how many?
Guy #2: Just beers.
Guy #1: Yeah, how many beers have you had?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: How many have you had though?
Guy #2: I’m only drinking beers tonight.

Pinehaven
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on January 4, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Idiots, New Zealand, Questions, Stupidity, Words

She Didn’t Die, but She Did Laugh Until She Wet Herself

Four-year-old boy to girl his age: Boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom! I take it out of my pants and then you die!

Christchurch Airport
Christchurch, New Zealand

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on October 9, 2025
New Zealand, Should have used a condom, Threats

Only the Strong Survive a New Zealand Childhood

Toddler in stroller, after dad accidentally pushes him into a shelf: Uh-oh!
Dad: Yeah, uh-oh! Daddy’s drunk, so he shouldn’t be drinking and driving. [Toddler giggles.]

Mt. Eden
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Jon