Unlike Nose Sex, Where It’s Just Everywhere

Burly dude: No, seriously, the thing about anal is it’s warmer, tighter, and you hardly ever get shit on your dick!

High school cafeteria
Lawrenceville, Georgia

Overheard by: we were scared for his tiny girlfriend

Posted on September 11, 2023
Backdoor, Creepsters, Georgia, Gossip

Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on June 23, 2023
Ass, Backdoor, Bragging, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

If You Have to Tell Her, You’re Doing It Wrong

Random guy: Man, you just gotta cowboy the fuck up and tell the dumb bitch you’re doing her in the ass!

Moe’s Southwest Grill
Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on April 23, 2023
Advice, Ass, Backdoor, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Oklahoma, Rednecks, Relationships, Restaurants, Violence

Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream/ Send Me a Girl Who Wants to Get Reamed

Girl: So I had a realistic dream last night.
Guy (uninterested): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I've never had anal sex before. But it seemed realistic.
Guy (uninterested): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (suddenly interested): Yeah?

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 4, 2023
Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Wishes

Used to Be Carnival Prizes Were Things Like Stuffed Giraffes

Dude: I think I’ll take the bean bag over the butt sex.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/theres-no-way-this-was-taken-out-of.html

Posted on February 17, 2023
Backdoor, Eavesdrop DC, Guys

Wasn't That the Title Of a Judy Blume Book?

Young bearded hipster to college girl: They keep telling me anal bleaching is the way to go, but do girls really notice that stuff?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on January 20, 2023
Advice, Backdoor, New York, Questions

Fisher-Price Introduces the Backyardigans Butt Plug

Mom gripping three kids by their collars with one hand while pointing with each word at each kid with her other hand: I. Don’t. Want. To. Hear. Another. Word. About. Sticking. Something. Up. Your. Asses!

Toy aisle, Wal-Mart
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: keller-wish i’d gotten there fifteen seconds earlier