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Not Anymore, You Don’t

Angry mother: Don’t do that! [Son screams.] I have friends, you know! You think I would rather be with you than with them?! I have a life!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: K-lee

  • Posted on August 14, 2015
  • Gripes, Maryland, Moms
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