Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on June 20, 2026
Chicks, Colorado, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Gripes, Questions, Weirdness

If You Make a Pop Culture Reference, They Accuse You Of Being a Jew

Gucci girl to friends: God! I’m so tired of my Nazi book group! (silence) I mean, they don’t want cookies, they don’t want to socialize, it’s just like, book book book you may not mention anything besides the book!

Glencoe, Illinois

Overheard by: I was worried for a minute

Posted on June 17, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, History, Stupidity

Even If He Does Host The O’Reilly Factor

Girl to friends: I’m 31 years old, for Christ’s sake. My mom doesn’t get it. I’m too fucking old to get excited about some guy that pisses himself, calls me up and acts like it’s a fucking achievement.

Bar
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 13, 2026
Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Pee

You Owe Me Two!

Boyfriend: I only cheated on you with one girl but you cheated on me with three guys… at the same time!

Ohio State University

Overheard by: JooSki

Posted on June 4, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Guys, Infidelity, Ohio, Sex

Maybe Pick Up Some Rat Poisoning for the Kids…

Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I’m at Target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/298723208/this-guy-knows-how-to-have-fun.html

Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…