Woman: How would I know if you just found out?
Man, her fiancé: Well, shouldn’t you know before I know?
Woman: I never do that to myself — you do that for me!
Man: Well, it was all over my finger afterwards and under my nail — you must be on your visitor.
Woman: I didn’t know I was getting my visitor until you had some on your hand.
Man: Well, don’t you look inside yourself?! Go look inside yourself and tell me what you see!
Winking Lizard Tavern
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Dude checking phone: Terri Schiavo keeps calling me!
The Café du Marquis
Royal Oak, Michigan
Overheard by: Emma
Asian teen boy: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/um.html
Overheard by: wellll… Your kids probably won’t either
Disappointed blonde: … But it’s Porn Sunday!
Radford University
Virginia
Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.
The Louvre
Paris
France
Girl to friend: Why couldn’t we have lived in the ’60s so we could just take acid and have sex with whoever we wanted?
Bowling Green State University
Ohio
Girl #1: The school paper couldn’t use that picture.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: They said there were too many people in it.
Girl #2: We were in China!
Rider University
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/substance-in-way.html
Overheard by: rich
Big black lady in checkout lane: This place is a hell of a lot better than Wal-Mart.
Companion: Tell me about it.
Big black lady: Last time I was in there, my blood pressure was, like, eight hundred over five hundred.
Companion: Mmm-hm.
Big black lady: I was seeing stars. Pretty colors, though. Man, I should not have seen cats.
Target, Woodruff Road
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: amused cashier
10-year-old girl on broken bike: This is why I hate my life!
Campground
Ohio
