Dude #1: So, yeah — I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area… You know, that area near your penis but that’s also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything’s possible.
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
