You Owe Me Two!

Boyfriend: I only cheated on you with one girl but you cheated on me with three guys… at the same time!

Ohio State University

Overheard by: JooSki

Posted on June 4, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Guys, Infidelity, Ohio, Sex

Despite What You Guys Promised Me

Professor: I’m on drugs… And they’re not fun.

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: thereallc

Posted on April 6, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Druggies, Drugs, Feelings, Ohio, Teachers

Was I Awake?

Tipsy girlfriend, playing “Never Have I Ever”: Never have I ever done 69 with anyone.
Boyfriend: Ping.
Girlfriend: What?! Who did you 69?!
Boyfriend: You, fool!
Girlfriend: Oh.

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: outfirst

Posted on March 16, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Couples, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Games, Girls, Guys, Ohio, Questions, Relationships, Sex

But He’s Our President, So We Have to Listen

Guy in restaurant to female companion: Of course, this is coming from a guy who eats potpourri…

Central Avenue
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on January 5, 2026
Bragging, Couples, Default, Food, Guys, Ohio, Women, Words

Where to Begin?

Husband to wife showing him Greek Bible: Honey, if English is good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.

Barnes & Noble
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: aharon

Posted on December 11, 2025
Christianity, Couples, Default, Idiots, Language barrier, Ohio, Stores, Stupidity

Whatever. Starving Children in Nigeria Don’t Even Have Earlobes.

Bartender: Geez, Hank, you’re looking great these days. Been working out?
Chubby Jewish guy: Yeah. I tell ya, I’ve been trying to lose the spare tire, but I lost it all in my earlobes instead. It’s a cruel world.

Suami’s India Garden Resturant
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Jeebus McGee

Posted on November 19, 2025
Bartenders, Body parts, Default, Diet & weight, Fat people, Gripes, Jews, Ohio, Restaurants

I’m Probably Not Doing My Part

Thug #1: Man, it’s so hard to be in a relationship these days.
Thug #2: Yeah, my relationships die faster than those goldfish you win at a carnival.

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on November 17, 2025
Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Ohio, Relationships, Thugs

My Standards Are Low, but I Adhere to Them

Female customer: I would never do anything with someone other than my boyfriend.
Male customer: You cheated on your husband!
Female customer: I wasn’t in love with my husband.

Visible Voice Books
Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on October 21, 2025
Comebacks, Default, Guys, Infidelity, Lies, Ohio, Stores, Women

I Eagerly Await the Arrival of Your Point

Club guy: You asked him if he has ever seen Dances with Wolves?
Club girl: Well, yeah. He’s Native American!
Club guy: That’s like asking a Jewish person if they have ever seen Fiddler on the Roof!

Ohio State University, High Street
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Tuition Wasted

Posted on October 13, 2025
Friends, Movies, Ohio

Using the Red Pen Makes Me Tingle in My Naughty Places

Teacher on cell, grading papers: On the whole, these papers have been disappointingly good.

Columbus Airport
Ohio

Overheard by: confabulation Nation

Posted on October 3, 2025
Gripes, Ohio, Teachers