Creepster: The penis hole showcases my spare tire rather well.
Minnesota
Creepster: The penis hole showcases my spare tire rather well.
Minnesota
Macho dude in Student Government Association: I'll smite you with my boobs!
Cafeteria
Tunxis Community College, Connecticut
Overheard by: Girl in Black
18-year-old guy #1: Dude, I hate when she sticks her fingers in my ears.
18-year-old guy #2: Wait, so that doesn't turn you on?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269058/shes-just-trying-to-communicate.html
Overheard by: luke.
Lazy construction worker: Watch out, that stuff is hot!
Busy construction worker: It's okay, my fingers are used to the heat. I used to have habits.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kendra
College dude: I'd totally fuck her bottom half… and I'd just chomp off her top half.
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Skye
Friend #1: I just want a Dance Dance Revolution mat that won't skid around on the floor while I dance on it. I am thinking about covering my old one in an unskiddable material.
Friend #2: Well, you could try human skin.
Friend #1: Does it skid?
Friend #2: Only when wet.
Gamestop
Omaha, Nebraska.
Professor: Is that fist in the air a hand-up for a comment or are you just fisting for fun?
UBC
Vancouver, BC
Canadia
Overheard by: Martha Carscadden
Burly male college student: I don't want to put my bare feet somewhere where someone's already put their bare feet.
Murray State University
Kentucky
Man to two-year-old daughter: I drew a face with eyes, nose and mouth. Can you tell me what's missing?
Two-year-old daughter: The boogers in the nose!
Faulconbridge
Australia
Female student: I feel like I have a really tough skin, because I was always teased by my dad from the moment I was born.
Male student (in very serious, philosophical tone): Scorn was your breast milk.
University of Southern California
Overheard by: Got milk?
