Hipster: So my girlfriend was sketching me naked when I went home. So I was sitting there, you know… naked. And then her parents walked in.
Boston, Massachusetts
Hipster: So my girlfriend was sketching me naked when I went home. So I was sitting there, you know… naked. And then her parents walked in.
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl looking at a picture of someone milking a cow: Oh my god, look at the size of the testicles on this cow!
Embarrassed friend: Um, that's its udder.
Ohio State University
Drunk girl to another drunk girl puking at the curb: Girl, it's okay girl. You're still cute, girl.
Greenville, South Carolina
Lady #1: Did you notice how sheer her skirt was? A woman that size should think about what she wears.
Lady #2: I could see her moles.
Theatre
Brisbane
Australia
Woman: Why does it smell like something's burning? Maybe it's my flesh…(sniffs hand) Nope!
Benicia, California
Overheard by: Liz
Man on cell: I guess I'm just going to have to scrub my legs.
Lafayette, Louisiana
Overheard by: Kristin
Middle school guy #1: Dude, look at Raymond and tell me he doesn't look like my dad's girlfriend.
Middle school guy #2: What? No way!
Middle school guy #1: It's true. She looks just like Raymond, except she has a woman's body.
Coal Hill, Arkansas
(two girls exit bathroom stall together)
Girl #1: It was such a pleasure watching you. It was bliss.
Elbo Room Bar
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: crafty biotech
Teacher: I’m leaving for a few minutes. Ted*, you’re in charge.
Ted*: Alright, everyone get naked.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Student: I’m as much like Hitler as Hitler was.
Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana
Overheard by: Kat
