Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! Yo’ braces just nicked my lip!
Girlfriend: Well, I don’t hear you complaining they be nickin’ yo’ dick when I be suckin’ you off!
Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! You is hot!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/s-starts-really-early-these-days.html
Overheard by: ouch!
